Magnifishit.

magicul:

do you ever get really motivated to do something and you get really excited about it and then when you get home you’re just like nah

crystallized-teardrops:

getting pissed at people because they are hotter than u

howidiotic:

if i do not see josh peck interviewed by oprah before i die i will not have lived a full life

lifehackable:

More Life Advice Here

daeneryus:

shutupaubrey:

princesschloepea:

life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.

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#OH MY GOD OH GMY GOD OH MY GOD NO N ONO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOO #HOLY SHIT #I HAVE BEEN APPLYING TO JOBS AS ANAL DESTROYER

yessielectriccc:

THIS SHIT GETS ME EVERY GOTDAMN TIMEEEE

yessielectriccc:

THIS SHIT GETS ME EVERY GOTDAMN TIMEEEE

cleverbot:

I don’t remember this

cleverbot:

I don’t remember this

drunkdilf:

bread is so fucking good man I could prob eat an entire bakery in 25 minutes or less 

fileformat:

Daddy

fileformat:

Daddy

largecoin:

she has a framed photo of herself walking through her door

largecoin:

she has a framed photo of herself walking through her door

theirs:

a zoo of dogs dressed up as other animals

trust:

bongfucker:

trust:

compliment me

barbecue sauce

thanks

revivingpeeta:

tumblr ruined my life but made it better somehow