why was the ice cream disappointed
it was disappointed because there was no punchline welcome to the real world asshole
5 Seconds of Every #1 Billboard Hot 100 Hit From 1993-2011
I can hear the exact moment I hit sixth grade.
The minute Soulja Boi came on I actually started crying tears of laughter. I knew that WHOLE DANCE.
Disappointing Popsicle Jokes
HOW IS THIS A DISAPPOINTING POPSICLE JOKE
Hockey is so fucking entertaining without even meaning to be.
All these hockey gifs and they didn’t include the best one:
this made me want to watch hockey
Would you care for some refreshments?
oh that’s cool they made the bottles look melted into the gr-
i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point
oh my god i just witnessed a dramatic breakup between two 13 year olds
poor little fuck
MY FAVOURITE THING
friends who swear in front of your parents
friends who swear in front of their own parents
not having parents to swear in front of
IT WAS FUNNY THEN IT BECAME SAD
you just described the fandom
ATTENTION: STRESSED OUT STUDENTS
NETFLIX HAS EIGHT EPISODES OF ANIMAL PLANET’S “TOO CUTE” AND THOSE EPISODES ARE LIKE 20 MINUTES EACH SO IF YOU NEED A STUDY BREAK THERE IS THAT
OH MY GOD IOS7 SENDS YOUR EMAILS FROM THE NAME SIRI CALLS YOU.
I’VE BEEN SIGNING EMAILS TO MY BOSS AS “JAY-Z”
My sim just got a dick pic in the mail
Are you serious right now? I’m a fully certified neurosurgeon. I can break into people’s heads and rewire their brains and tamper with their memory, no problem. But this? This juice box? This sugary drink marketed for eight year olds? No. Sticking a straw into this juice container is apparently just too much for me to handle without fucking it up. I’m done. I quit. Goodbye.