loverstabbedaswordthroughmyheart:

i-was-so-alone-and-iou-so-much:

vangoghstars:

sparkafterdark:

glamour-parade:

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

I’m pretty much positive that’s why poetry was even invented in the first place.

for the constellations of your skin to brush against
the earth of mine
i would swim the seas a thousand times

(please let’s fuck now)

That was beautiful

poets

considerablybigben:

*puts down capri sun* i am ready for a sex

that one song that starts playing and you recognize it immediately and you just

oomshi:

*takes your virginity & slam dunks it into the trash*

whiskey-memories:

bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

fuckyeahlaughters:

when u accidentally drag a tab and it turns into a new window 

randomstuff134:

sodamnrelatable:

take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures

some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like

theifs:

my mating call 

wartortles:

*holding phone in hand* where the fuck is my phone